
Thane Furrows, an extremely cynical but unintentionally hilarious children's book writer, wakes up one morning, and, since pretty much everyone and everything annoys him, begins another day of complaining to himself. However, the day proves to be much different than normal when Thane begins to recieve strange phone calls, letters, and voices in his head, all indicating that something will happen at 8 o'clock. As the day goes on, Thane rants and raves about the things that annoy him, as the clock slowly ticks closer and closer to his destiny.

Steve Oedekerk
Thane Furrows

Thomas F. Wilson
Al

Denise Crosby
Melanie

Fred Willard
Insurance Salesman
Jani Lane
Vol

Kirsten Dunst
Young Girl

Ed Williams
Boss
Toni Sawyer
Mother

Paul Ryan
Game Show Host

Ivy Austin
Contestant

Mark Roberts
Limo Driver

Jim Carrey
Death (uncredited)

The Women's Club
The Women's Club

Massacre on Aisle 12
Massacre on Aisle 12

Vanitas
Vanitas

Lucky Break
Lucky Break

The Baker
The Baker

Where the Buffalo Roam
Where the Buffalo Roam

In the Land of Women
In the Land of Women

Wristcutters: A Love Story
Wristcutters: A Love Story

The Last Days of Disco
The Last Days of Disco

The Seven Year Itch
The Seven Year Itch

Little Shop of Horrors
Little Shop of Horrors

May You Live in Interesting Times
May You Live in Interesting Times