Patrick is a struggling screenwriter who takes a second job as a male prostitute. He is supposed to write by day and do right by his lonely clientele at night, but he develops writer's block. When Patrick decides to draw from his amorous experiences as inspiration for his next screenplay, the women conspire to prevent it.

Michael Paré
Patrick

Maud Adams
Angie

Eddie Velez
Carlos
Peter Adamson
Drunk

G. Larry Butler
Cooper (as Larry Butler)
Kathryn Christopher
Food Lady
Dotty Coloroso
Cali

Cynthia Harris
Women's Club Lady

Jill Jones
Cat Burglar
Regina Krueger
Actress (as Regina Kreuger)
Pat Mahoney
The Editor
Pam Ward
Fashion Show Woman

What's New Pussycat?
What's New Pussycat?

Lucky Break
Lucky Break

Dirty Work
Dirty Work

Where the Buffalo Roam
Where the Buffalo Roam

Roger Dodger
Roger Dodger

In the Land of Women
In the Land of Women

The Seven Year Itch
The Seven Year Itch

Night Shift
Night Shift

May You Live in Interesting Times
May You Live in Interesting Times

The Squid and the Whale
The Squid and the Whale

Nurse Betty
Nurse Betty

Shall We Kiss?
Shall We Kiss?