The Cobblers Arms have been the best and most feared Amateur Rugby League team for the past ten years. Ex-pro Arthur bets their boss that he could train a bunch of deadbeats to defeat them in a local rugby sevens tournament. But to do so he must first get them into shape with the help of the very attractive Hazel Scott.

Gary Olsen
Arthur Hoyle

Samantha Womack
Hazel Scott

Neil Morrissey
Steve

Ralph Brown
Phil

Richard Ridings
Frank

Adrian Hood
Tommy

David MacCreedy
Tony

Griff Rhys Jones
Ray Mason, Radio York commentator

Tony Slattery
Reg Welch
Jane Thornton
Doreen Hoyle

John Thomson
Stan

Susan Tully
June

The Gumball Rally
The Gumball Rally

Green Flash
Green Flash

Ping Pong
Ping Pong

Confessions of a Driving Instructor
Confessions of a Driving Instructor

The World's Greatest Athlete
The World's Greatest Athlete

Pat and Mike
Pat and Mike

Take Me Out to the Ball Game
Take Me Out to the Ball Game

Scooby-Doo! Spooky Games
Scooby-Doo! Spooky Games

Men with Brooms
Men with Brooms

Going Greek
Going Greek

Pucked
Pucked

The Shouting Men
The Shouting Men