In the Old West, the government hires three strippers to travel to mining towns and keep the lonely--and, no doubt, horny--miners entertained. At one town the patriarch of a grungy outlaw family discovers that the girls are getting $500 a day from the government, and decides to kidnap the trio and hold them for ransom. Unfortunately, he uses his two idiot sons in his scheme, and things don't go off exactly as planned.

Julie Strain
Mad Mary
Anastasia Brown
Genevieve
Kathy Pasmore
Catastrophe Kate

Taylor St. Claire
Busty

George Buck Flower
Pappy Putz

John F. Goff
Virgil Nelly
Dallas G Austin
Quiet Earp
Jeff Beasley
Purple Putz-Pecker
Anthony Mitchum
Pink Putz-Pecker
Hardy Oliver
Marshmallow Malone
Billy Twogood
Jack
Larry Dean Orem
Tom Beaver

Ride 'Em Cowboy
Ride 'Em Cowboy

Lightnin' Crandall
Lightnin' Crandall

Gundown at Sandoval
Gundown at Sandoval

Headin' South
Headin' South

Homestead
Homestead

Wagon Master
Wagon Master

Conagher
Conagher

Desert Mesa
Desert Mesa

Buffalo Gun
Buffalo Gun

Even Cowgirls Get the Blues
Even Cowgirls Get the Blues

Timestalkers
Timestalkers

Death Rides a Horse
Death Rides a Horse