Archie Slott inherits a successful racing stable from his dissolute uncle, but his sanctimonious aunt tries to convince him to sell it off. In an attempt to avoid doing so, he accidentally buys a failing all-in wrestling stadium as well. Now Archie is faced with the tasks of ensuring success for his stable's Derby entry, paying the salaries of his newly-acquired wrestlers, and avoiding a plot to convert the stables into a holiday home.

Ralph Lynn
Archibald 'Archie' Slott

Sydney Fairbrother
Genesta Slott
Robert Nainby
Eustace Slott

Gina Malo
Kay Toop
Claude Dampier
Samuel Toop

Gibb McLaughlin
Rev. Cuppleditch
W. Graham Brown
Sir James Santor

Joan Kemp-Welch
Agnes Santor

O.B. Clarence
Hemingway

Jack Barty
Ting-a-Ling Tom

Garry Marsh
John Lillywhite
Glennis Lorimer
Kitty

At Long Last Love
At Long Last Love

Guys and Dolls
Guys and Dolls

Pillow Talk
Pillow Talk

The Naked Man
The Naked Man

Get Shorty
Get Shorty

The Collector
The Collector

God of Gamblers
God of Gamblers

Blackbeard's Ghost
Blackbeard's Ghost

Aria
Aria

Santo vs. Capulina
Santo vs. Capulina

A Matter of Size
A Matter of Size

Bookies
Bookies