
Gerry and Sewell are broke. Gerry's still at school and Sewell is unemployed. They both wish for better things in life. Owning two season tickets to their beloved football club is their biggest dream of all. The tickets cost £1000 - they're £1000 short. But they are nothing if not resourceful, and they set themselves a mission to raise the cash. While they think up increasingly outlandish money making schemes - from selling junk to shoplifting and the odd bit of housebreaking - real life begins to interfere with the pair's final scam going hilariously awry landing them in jail, only to discover that their punishment gets them exactly where they want to be!
Chris Beattie
Gerry McCarten
Greg McLane
Sewell

Charlie Hardwick
Mrs. McCarten

Roy Hudd
Mr. Sewell

Tim Healy
Mr. McCarten

Kevin Whately
Mr. Caird

Kerry Ann Christiansen
Bridget

Jody Baldwin
Gemma

Tracey Wilkinson
Mrs. Caird

Willie Ross
Ginga
Tracy Whitwell
Clare
Su Elliot
Mrs Brabin

Bandidas
Bandidas

Swindle
Swindle

The Street Player
The Street Player

When Saturday Comes
When Saturday Comes

There's Only One Jimmy Grimble
There's Only One Jimmy Grimble

Fever Pitch
Fever Pitch

The Miracle of Bern
The Miracle of Bern

Football Rules Ok
Football Rules Ok

The Real McCoy
The Real McCoy

No Good Deed
No Good Deed

Taxi
Taxi
The Blue Lizard
The Blue Lizard