The Dean and Board of Flunk Well College are arguing with its football coach, Bergen, about the team's star player, Charlie McCarthy, who is the only reason the team is a winning one, but who isn't doing well academically and could be pulled from the team if his grades and behavior don't improve. In other words, Charlie is a dummy in more ways than one. Beyond other problems Coach Bergen has with Charlie concerning the coach's girlfriend Joan, Coach Bergen has to get Charlie prepared to pass an exam administered by the Dean. Instead of cheating like he usually does, Charlie has his own way of dealing with the exam.

Edgar Bergen
Coach Bergen
Gerrie Worthing
Joan

June Carr Ormond
Dumb Blonde

David Burns
Game Announcer

Down to You
Down to You

Eviva!
Eviva!
The Land Boom
The Land Boom

Jacket
Jacket

Urbanissimo
Urbanissimo

Night Shift
Night Shift

Studio Visit
Studio Visit

Night Session
Night Session

Boys and Girls
Boys and Girls

Less Than Human
Less Than Human

Take A Friend
Take A Friend
Two Old Tars
Two Old Tars