Missionaries from the Church of Jesus Christ teach two birdbrained members of the mafia who think the Elders are messengers from "The Boss" with a hidden message on the next big job.
David Lassetter
Elder Fisher

Dashiell Wolf
Elder Johnson

Christian Busath
Roger

Jake Suazo
Larry

Shona Kay
Helen

Andrew W. Johnson
Dave

Alix Maria Taulbee
Sister Reed

Jarrod Phillips
Johnny "The Butcher"

Rick Macy
The Boss

Thomas J. Post
The Hitman
Scott Beringer
Agent McNeil
Brett Merritt
Agent Knight

The Whole Nine Yards
The Whole Nine Yards

Married to the Mob
Married to the Mob

Rush Hour
Rush Hour

Crime Spree
Crime Spree

Kung Fu Hustle
Kung Fu Hustle

Big Momma's House
Big Momma's House

The Triplets of Belleville
The Triplets of Belleville

Smokin' Aces
Smokin' Aces

Corky Romano
Corky Romano

Any Which Way You Can
Any Which Way You Can

Mafia Mamma
Mafia Mamma

Double Take
Double Take