
Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond looks after the British outpost near the Khybar pass. Protected by the kilted Third Foot and Mouth regiment, you would think they were safe, but the Khazi of Kalabar has other ideas—he wants all the British dead. But his troops fear the 'skirted-devils, who are rumoured not to wear any underwear.

Sidney James
Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond

Kenneth Williams
Rhandi Lal, the Khasi of Kalabar

Charles Hawtrey
Private Jimmy Widdle

Roy Castle
Captain Keene

Joan Sims
Lady Joanie Ruff-Diamond

Bernard Bresslaw
Bungdit Din

Peter Butterworth
Brother Belcher

Terry Scott
Sergeant Major Macnutt

Angela Douglas
Princess Jelhi

Cardew Robinson
Frowsi, the Fakir

Julian Holloway
Major Shorthouse

Peter Gilmore
Private Ginger Hale

Neil Hamburger: Western Music and Variety
Neil Hamburger: Western Music and Variety

The Fifth Element
The Fifth Element

Better Life
Better Life

A Lasanha Assassina
A Lasanha Assassina

Forbidden Planet
Forbidden Planet

Krull
Krull

Lawrence of Arabia
Lawrence of Arabia

The Photographic Experience
The Photographic Experience

Delicatessen
Delicatessen

The Great Dictator
The Great Dictator

The Man Who Would Be King
The Man Who Would Be King

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb