
With a flu epidemic running rife, three new bumbling recruits are assigned to Inspector Mills police station. With help from Special Constable Gorse, they manage to totally wreck operations of the police force and let plenty of criminals get away, even before they arrive at the station. They all have to prove themselves or else they'll be out of a job and Sgt. Wilkins will be transferred.

Sidney James
Sergeant Frank Wilkins

Eric Barker
Inspector Mills

Kenneth Connor
Constable Charlie Constable

Charles Hawtrey
Special Constable Timothy Gorse

Kenneth Williams
Constable Stanley Benson

Leslie Phillips
Constable Tom Potter

Joan Sims
Policewoman Gloria Passworthy

Hattie Jacques
Sergeant Laura Moon

Shirley Eaton
Sally Barry

Cyril Chamberlain
Constable Thurston

Joan Hickson
Mrs. May

Irene Handl
Willie's Mother

Émilie
Émilie

Bringing Up Baby
Bringing Up Baby

The Great Dictator
The Great Dictator

Los Oriyinales
Los Oriyinales

The General
The General

The Gold Rush
The Gold Rush

The Philadelphia Story
The Philadelphia Story

Chimes at Midnight
Chimes at Midnight

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

Roman Holiday
Roman Holiday

Under the Nails
Under the Nails

The Rules of the Game
The Rules of the Game