
Retired Lieutenant Commander Quinton McHale spends his days puttering around the Caribbean in the old PT-73 selling homebrew, ice cream, and swimsuit calendars. He's brought out of retirement when his old nemesis turned the second best terrorist in the world, Major Vladikov, takes over the island of San Moreno and starts building a nuclear launch silo on it. With help from his old crew and hindrances from Captain Wallace B. Binghampton, who sank a cruise liner a while back, McHale tries to put Vladikov out of business.

Tom Arnold
Lt. Cmdr. Quinton McHale

Dean Stockwell
Capt. Wallace B. Binghampton

Debra Messing
Lt. Penelope Carpenter

David Alan Grier
Ensign Charles Parker

Bruce Campbell
Virgil

French Stewart
Happy

Tim Curry
Maj. Vladikov

Ernest Borgnine
Admiral Quinton McHale Sr.

Danton Stone
Gruber

Brian Haley
Christy

Henry Cho
Willie

Tommy Chong
Armando/Ernesto

Rise of the Machine Girls
Rise of the Machine Girls

Nobody's Perfect
Nobody's Perfect

Hello, Annapolis
Hello, Annapolis

The Flintstones
The Flintstones

Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

Cecil B. Demented
Cecil B. Demented

Thunderbirds
Thunderbirds

Futurama: The Beast with a Billion Backs
Futurama: The Beast with a Billion Backs

Futurama: Bender's Game
Futurama: Bender's Game

Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay

And Now, Goodbye!
And Now, Goodbye!

The Munsters
The Munsters