
Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.

Len Cariou
Norm Archer

Ken Takemoto
Sensei

Steven Seagal
Cock Puncher

Larissa Laskin
Dana Dobbs

Don McManus
Dennis McCormick

Michael Bolton
Michael Bolton

Ahmed Ahmed
Ahmed

Brendan Fletcher
White Black Guy Tim

Daniel Dae Kim
Ivy Leaguer

Meredith Baxter
Cooking Show Chef

Jed Rees
Wizard Proteus

Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield

Neil Hamburger: Western Music and Variety
Neil Hamburger: Western Music and Variety

Better Life
Better Life

A Lasanha Assassina
A Lasanha Assassina

The Great Dictator
The Great Dictator

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

The Ugly Story
The Ugly Story

The Rules of the Game
The Rules of the Game

Spaceballs
Spaceballs

The Nine Lives of Fritz the Cat
The Nine Lives of Fritz the Cat

Bill Hicks: Sane Man
Bill Hicks: Sane Man

Cecil B. Demented
Cecil B. Demented

The Adventures of Baron Munchausen
The Adventures of Baron Munchausen